I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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