In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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