the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
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I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
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Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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