pedialite and red bull = repair kit
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
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Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
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I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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