38 yer olds are good kisserssss
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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