k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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