Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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