i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
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Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
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This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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