I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
40s are totally the cure
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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