OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
He did a backflip because drugs
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
