How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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