I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
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