Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
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you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
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I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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