id be glad to
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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