So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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