You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
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He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
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the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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