there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
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Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
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We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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