jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
I wish i was in the wii world.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
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those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
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Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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