There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
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Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
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Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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