he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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