dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
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How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
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He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
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