Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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