perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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