Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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