After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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