I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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