I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
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at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
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Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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