I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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