i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
Randomize
