if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
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U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
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I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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