i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
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