We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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