the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
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I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
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Brb crying the tears of my youth
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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