What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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