her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
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oh god was she eating orange peels again
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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