Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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