theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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