are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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