pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
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