i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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