The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
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