butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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