ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
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im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
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I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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