Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
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no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
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The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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