Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
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You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
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I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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