i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
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we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
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Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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