Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
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