Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
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I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
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I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
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