i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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