goodnight i made you a song goodbye
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
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