I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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