You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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