Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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