I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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