this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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