North Korea, Best Korea!
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
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