I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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