dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
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Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
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She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
The ass gains better be worth it
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